#I just find it so funny

[thirtysmoke]

[libra-cant-just-dance]

"Just Dance is a kids' game, the fanfiction must be pretty wholesome"

The most common tags on 80% of the fanfiction:

Bonus: My favorite tag I've ever written:

[consumeroflemoans]

I’m sorry but the ship of Aventurine and Ratio has perfectly good names

Aventio

Ratorine

Golden Ratio

Why are people still using RatUrine I’m crying

[samcarter34]

The Grandmother really looked at Lark and said ‘there’s a perfectly scientific explanation for your seemingly precognitive abilities.

And that explanation is that the universe is talking to you.’

[fan-of-chaos]

So. I am not mad about it but.

Don't you find it kinda funny how Gege spend so much time (practically whole series) establishing how Sukuna and Gojo were on a level entirely on their own, unmatched by anyone and "strongest". And now every new character suddenly has the potential to be as strong as Gojo.

Gege in 4/5 of his manga: nobody can ever hope to match either Gojo or Sukuna in either their strength or potential!!! They are the pinnacle of this world!!! They are the strongest beings!!!

Gege now every other chapter: This new character AND this new character AND EVEN THAT NEW CHARACTER have the potential to rival Gojo!!!!

[margindoodles2407]

This is not to shame anyone who thought this because in complete honesty with the way my online voice is it's a completely normal assumption to make but I am laughing so hard over the number of times one of my mutuals has labored under the impression that I am a man only to have that worldview completely shattered, and I find this so funny specifically because I am literally a tiny petite 5'2 little lady who dresses every day like it's the 1940s and sings first soprano in our choir. I mean I literally look like this

(the stars are there for emphasis)

[savebylou]

This is the brain of Louis sometimes:

or like this:

[1jemmagirl22]

When people in my life, mainly my friends, or random commenters on the internet, make a comment like “hey, do you use ‘gods’ because you really liked the Percy Jackson books when you were younger?” 

Well first off, I stare at them blankly for a moment before responding, “Darling please, I didn’t read there Percy Jackson books until spring 2023. I forced myself to use ‘gods’ at ten after becoming obsessed with How to Train Your Dragon and it just stuck.”

If I’m felling really chaotic I sometimes throw in, “You do remember I use my OTP as a swear word, right?” 

[smosh-potatoes]

Anthony back in 2005 on some forum:

[miasbraindump]

bringing this back cause i can now imagine Annabeth & Grover bumping into each other at various desi weddings over the years @the-gayest-tree-you-ever-did-see

like just IMAGINE Grover (in an indian suit): hi I'm Grover, you're Helen's stepdaughter right? Annabeth (in a lehenga): Yea I'm Annabeth *steps closer* also you left your toothbrush in cabin 3 bitch *steps back* Grover: ...hello to you too then *clears throat*

OR them just insulting percy's lack of taste budes I NEED IT

[trillionspoons]

i keep thinking about how the entirety of dmc5 only has about 9-ish minutes of vergil content. but, for five dollars you can have him the entire game! nothing but vergil saying "die," "scum," and a lot of growling. yours for the ripe, equivalent price of two candy bars at walmart!

[sapphic-squid]

Just finished Superstore and wow that was incredible

[lesbianspicelatte]

being mutuals with someone with like a serious tumblr account is so strange bc i just need to live with the fact that @duskt1lldawn a known fanfic writer sees my posts about godamn piss sans

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

I'm cleaning out my garage and I found a box of my aunt's stuff, the aunt that my mother told me is eccentric (I only met her a handful of times). In the box was a photo album that was gifted to my grandfather for a birthday. Instead of photos of her kids or husband, the entire thing was filled with professional photos of her. Only her. Every frame was her in a new pose and I'm kinda living for it.

[alpacinosgf]

seeing tiktoks with like 30k likes of toto wolff that use my gifs is like seeing a child go off to college

[im-a-chunky-potato]

I am just the definitely of double sided apparently/j