#I just find it so funny

[thirtysmoke]

[libra-cant-just-dance]

"Just Dance is a kids' game, the fanfiction must be pretty wholesome"

The most common tags on 80% of the fanfiction:

Bonus: My favorite tag I've ever written:

[samcarter34]

The Grandmother really looked at Lark and said ‘there’s a perfectly scientific explanation for your seemingly precognitive abilities.

And that explanation is that the universe is talking to you.’

[fan-of-chaos]

So. I am not mad about it but.

Don't you find it kinda funny how Gege spend so much time (practically whole series) establishing how Sukuna and Gojo were on a level entirely on their own, unmatched by anyone and "strongest". And now every new character suddenly has the potential to be as strong as Gojo.

Gege in 4/5 of his manga: nobody can ever hope to match either Gojo or Sukuna in either their strength or potential!!! They are the pinnacle of this world!!! They are the strongest beings!!!

Gege now every other chapter: This new character AND this new character AND EVEN THAT NEW CHARACTER have the potential to rival Gojo!!!!

[piracytheorist]

Anya: *knowingly chooses a hardcore assassin to be her mother*

Also Anya, whenever said assassin has assassin-y thoughts:

[savebylou]

This is the brain of Louis sometimes:

or like this:

[1jemmagirl22]

When people in my life, mainly my friends, or random commenters on the internet, make a comment like “hey, do you use ‘gods’ because you really liked the Percy Jackson books when you were younger?” 

Well first off, I stare at them blankly for a moment before responding, “Darling please, I didn’t read there Percy Jackson books until spring 2023. I forced myself to use ‘gods’ at ten after becoming obsessed with How to Train Your Dragon and it just stuck.”

If I’m felling really chaotic I sometimes throw in, “You do remember I use my OTP as a swear word, right?” 

[smosh-potatoes]

Anthony back in 2005 on some forum:

[trillionspoons]

i keep thinking about how the entirety of dmc5 only has about 9-ish minutes of vergil content. but, for five dollars you can have him the entire game! nothing but vergil saying "die," "scum," and a lot of growling. yours for the ripe, equivalent price of two candy bars at walmart!

[lesbianspicelatte]

being mutuals with someone with like a serious tumblr account is so strange bc i just need to live with the fact that @duskt1lldawn a known fanfic writer sees my posts about godamn piss sans

[miasbraindump]

bringing this back cause i can now imagine Annabeth & Grover bumping into each other at various desi weddings over the years @the-gayest-tree-you-ever-did-see

like just IMAGINE Grover (in an indian suit): hi I'm Grover, you're Helen's stepdaughter right? Annabeth (in a lehenga): Yea I'm Annabeth *steps closer* also you left your toothbrush in cabin 3 bitch *steps back* Grover: ...hello to you too then *clears throat*

OR them just insulting percy's lack of taste budes I NEED IT

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

I'm cleaning out my garage and I found a box of my aunt's stuff, the aunt that my mother told me is eccentric (I only met her a handful of times). In the box was a photo album that was gifted to my grandfather for a birthday. Instead of photos of her kids or husband, the entire thing was filled with professional photos of her. Only her. Every frame was her in a new pose and I'm kinda living for it.

[alpacinosgf]

seeing tiktoks with like 30k likes of toto wolff that use my gifs is like seeing a child go off to college

[rogueyami]

I can't believe the first time Garak actually admits to being in the obsidian order is during Julian's James Bond holoprogram 😭

[im-a-chunky-potato]

I am just the definitely of double sided apparently/j

[wtasaveme]

Tennis on hard courts has been common for at least 50 years and I swear everytime I watch a tournament and it rains they pull out a brand new type of machine that dries the court, but also you'll always eventually see them dragging towels with their feet.

It makes me go: surely there's a better way than a Towel dragged on the ground by 10 ball kids.